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{ Tuesday, March 17, 2009
8:26 AM }
Something is wrong with my computer,
I can't gain access to certain webs.AND I'M PISSED WITH LOTS OF STUFF NOW, SAY YEAH.OKAY, RANDOM QUIZZES ON FB THAT PPL TAGGED ME.1)Tagged by chows:
If you score over 60%, you're pretty far up along the percentile rankings. Yeah, that's like a D-/F borderline, but, this isn't about getting as much as possible. It's about discovering your inner Asian self. And no, you don't need to get at least a 90%, because your parents won't be seeing the score and this won't be counted towards or against your grades. Haha send along ppl :)
[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[x] You were born in Asia
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[ ] You think DDR is cool
[x] You watch anime
[ ] You like Korean drama
[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[ ] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea X's
so far: 5/10
[ ] You style your hair
[x] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[ ] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report
[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[x] You play badminton or table tennis
[x] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge
X's so far: 13/20
[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[ ] You own an asian car
[x] You're not the only child
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[ ] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer asian girls[ ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[ ] You can do the rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[ ] You play video games
X's so far: 18/30
[ ] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[x] You have karaoke at home
[x] You have have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK
[ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times ..
[ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[ ] You own a gaming console
[ ] You play a musical instrument
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks well XDXD
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school
X's so far: 23/40
[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[x] You don't like football
[ ] You have/had a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[ ] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come ( My feet haven't grown since primary school,so there's no need for this)
[ ] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies
X's so far: 26/50
[ ] You know what bok choy is
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[x] You have/had a tutor
[x] You've had pockys/yan yan before
[ ] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"
[x] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it
[x] You have tasted durian
[x] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering
[ ] You have eaten dog or snake
[ ] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are
X's so far: 31/60
[x] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle"
[ ] You have or have had a bowl cut
[x] Your parents enjoy(ed) comparing you to their friends' kids
[ ] You eat everything with chopsticks
[ ] You hang/hung your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window acrossfrom yours
[ ] You are applying to an ivy league college
[ ] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone
[ ] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast
[ ] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT
[ ] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV
X's so far: 33/70
[ ] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much
[ ] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least
[x] You have had to wear hand-me-downs
[x] You think getting two of the same thing instead of one is better because it's free
[ ] You fight for the bill because of face, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal
[ ] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time
[ ] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife"
[ ] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein
[x] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it[ ] You love hot pot
X's so far: 37/80
[x] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts
[ ] Your parents are especially loud on the phone
[ ] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant
[ ] You try to coerce others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company
[ ] You give fruits as gifts
[ ] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things
[x] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population
[ ] You have relatives in Canada
[ ] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you
[ ] The number 4 is an extremely unlucky number to you
X's so far: 39/90
[ ] Every big event revolves around food
[ ] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines
[x] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way (I'm not a stick.)
[ ] You try to save money on everything you buy
[x] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight
[ ] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia
[x] School is always the number one priority in your family
[x] You care a lot about honor and saving face
[x] Your parents expect you to do everything right
[x] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking
Total X's: 45/100
2) Tagged by chows,again:
How much of your teenage life have you messed up ?TAG 25 FRIENDS; REMEMBER TO TAG THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU!
[ ] Gotten detention.
[ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[ ] Gotten suspended. Bad...
[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
Total: 0
[] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
[ ] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Total : 2
[ ] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x]Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.
Total : 4
[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm
[x] Went on myspace , facebook , xanga , etc. on the computer at school.
[x] Took pictures during school hours.
[ ] Called someone during school hours.
[ ] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc. during class.
Total : 2
[ ] Threw something at the teacher.
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class.
[x] Ate food during class.
Total : 4
[x] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school.
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[ ] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
Total : 3
[x] Faked your parents signature
[ ] Slept in class.
[ ] Cursed at a teacher in their face.
[x] Copied homework
Total: 2
Multiply by 3: 17x3=51 Then repost this as "I screwed up __% of my teenage life"
3) Nat: One word quiz
USE ONLY ONE WORD TO ANSWER!It's not as easy as you might think!Copy and change the answers to suit you and pass it on.It's really hard to only use one word answers.Be sure to tag the person you received it from!
1. Where is your cell phone?Side.
2. Your significant other?Somewhere.
3. Your hair? Long.
4. Your favorite thing?Shoes.
5. Your dream last night?Gackt.
6. Your favorite drink?Coffee.
7. Your dream/goal?Unknown.
8. What room you are in? Bedroom.
9. Your hobby?Chatting.
10. Your fear?Failing.
11. Where do you want to be in 6 years?University.
12. Where were you last night?Home.
13. Muffins?Yummy.
14. Wish list item?Camera.
15. Where you grew up?Singapore.
16. Last thing you did?MSN-ing.
17. What are you wearing?Shirt.
18. Your TV?Toshiba.
19. Your pets?Dead.
20. Friends?Weird.
21. Your life?Hell.
22. Your mood?Bored.
23. Missing someone?No.
24. Car?None.
25.Something you're not wearing?Shoes.
26. Your favorite store?None.
27. Your favorite color?White.
28. When is the last time you laughed?Etto.
29. Last time you cried?Forgot.
30. Who will resend this?Nobody.
31. One place that I go to over and over?School.
32. One person who emails me regularly?Lots.
33. Favorite place to eat?None.
4)By crys: spastic?
Do this and repost it with the title:I've done --- out of the 132 spastic things.
Level 1( ) Smoked A Cigarette( ) Smoked A Cigar(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex(x) Drank Alcohol
SO FAR: 2
Level 2(x) Are / Been In Love( ) Been Dumped( ) Shoplifted( ) Been Fired(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 4
Level 4(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person(x) Skipped School( ) Slept With A Co-worker(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 7
Level 5( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends( ) Been To Paris( ) Been To Spain( ) Been On A Plane( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 7
Level 6(x) Eaten Sushi( ) Been Snowboarding( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR:8
Level 7( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship(x) Taken Pain Killers(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By( ) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 11
Level 8(x) Had A Tea Party(x) Flown A Kite (x) Built A Sand Castle( ) Gone mudding(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 15
Level 9(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves( ) Gone Sledging(x) Cheated While Playing A Game(x) Been Lonely( ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 18
Level 10(x) Watched The Sun Set(x) Felt An Earthquake( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR:20
Level 11(X) Been Tickled(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized(x) Been cheated on(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 24
Level 12(x) Won A Contest( ) Been Suspended From School( ) Had Detention( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 25
Level 13( ) Had / Have Braces(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 27
Level 14(x) Hated The Way You Look(x) Witnessed A Crime( ) Pole Danced(x) Questioned Your Heart(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 31
Level 15(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud(x) Been Lost(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World(x) Swam In The Ocean(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 36
Level 16(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep(x) Played Cops And Robbers(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers(x) Sang Karaoke(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 41
Level 17(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't(x) Made a Prank Phone Call( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 43
Level 18(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About(x) Blown Bubbles( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere
SO FAR: 46
Level 19( ) Crashed A Party(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading(x) Had A Wish Come True( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 49
Level 20(x) Worn Pearls( ) Jumped Off A Bridge(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"( ) Swam With Dolphins..
SO FAR: 51
Level 22(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube( ) Kissed A Fish(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes( ) Sat On A Roof Top
SO FAR: 53
Level 23(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 57
Level 24( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree(x) Climbed A Tree(x) Had/Been In A Tree House.(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 60
Level 25(x) Believed In Ghosts( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes( ) Gone Streaking( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 61
Level 26(x) Played Chicken(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger(x) Broken A Bone(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 66
Level 27(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one(x) Caught A Butterfly(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 70
Level 28( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You( ) Cheated On A Test(x) Forgotten Someone's Name( ) French Braided Someones Hair( ) Gone Skinny Dipping( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House(x) Tried to hurt yourself
SO FAR: 72
Level 29(x) Rode A Roller Coaster( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling(x) Had A Cavity(x) Black-Mailed Someone(x) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 76
Level 31( ) Been Used(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs( ) Licked A Cat(x) Bitten Someone(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 79
Level 32( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint( ) Had sex in the rain( ) Flattened someones tires( ) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
SO FAR: 79
TOTAL: 79
OH WHATEVER, CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO CONTINUE.
SO YEAH, BYE.
So where's the love?
I am a tired human being.